Current Residence: A state of irrationality, irritation and misery
Operating System: There is no OS better than ChaOS.
Personal Quote: 'Art is not a Mirror; its a hammer!'
Act 1- There are other's in KZAct 1- There are other's in KZ by Kaylazelda
Account recorded by silk elephant, KZ, of improbable events introducing the 'clock'.
I sat there in the Jungle, not just sitting *IN* the Jungle, that would be preposterous. As a Lady of better means I had finagled a Midget into arranging some furniture here with the promise of 'Idjet! prumisses yer givuns NUH MOOORE HUGGIES'. Boy do I regret making that promise; those bite-y bundles bring me so much joy! I had sent another Midget by mail to a kind of new-yet-old friend who calls herself Merry to relay my message of how I wished to share her company. How we had met is honestly none of your business but the lady, kind as she is, always seems to have this disgusting wash cloth on her person along with broken heels and well; it was a good meal none the less.
Waiting for what seemed to be ages, the thought dawned on me that I had invited this person to chat, set out a table and chairs yet had nothing a human could eat so